Assistance Requested

My resolution to work my way through the stash is not going well.  First there was the was the vest, followed by the purse (I actually don't feel too bad about because the purse because it was made from the leftover fabric from the vest - fabric that would be otherwise occupying my stash).  Then a friend from grad school asked me to make her a custom swimsuit.  This all would have been fine, but then I remembered my youngest brother is getting married this May.  While I do have dresses I could wear (and a tuxedo I made for the wedding for one of my sisters), I would prefer to make a new one.  This is where you come in, dear readers.  Due to a situation in my personal life, I am the victim of indifference and indecisiveness, so I would like your assistance in selecting a dress pattern.

There are two things to note here:

• For anything sleeveless or short-sleeved (i.e., pretty much everything), I will probably need some sort of wrap or shrug.
• Footwear is a bit of an issue.  I don't do shoes without socks or hosiery, unless it's sandals.  It makes my feet feel gross if I do, and I get nasty blisters.  While it won't be super hot in May, I am not sure that I am going to be comfortable in hosiery.  On the other hand, ankle socks with heels might be fine for work, but that might be too informal for a wedding.

Here they are, in no particular order:

via Butterick	Butterick 5814	Pros: I'd be supporting a fellow blogger and sewist Gertie. Cons: I don't have the kind of curves a dress like this needs, so I might just end up coming off as pathetic. Not sure how this dress would look with tights or socks. This might be too risque for a wedding.
via McCall's	McCall's 5954 (view B)	Pros: Looks comfy. Probably easy to make. Cons: I think it looks a little too bridesmaid-y. Might be too plain.
via Simplicity	Simplicity 1875 (view C)	Pros: Very interesting cut, I think. Cons: This has all the problems of a short dress and a long one. Boned.  Ew.
via Simplicity	Simplicity 3784 (view A)	Pros: Probably my favorite of the bunch.  Simple, yet elegant. Cons: I freaked a little when I found this used horsehair braid.  It turns out that it isn't made from horsehair anymore, but I still haven't worked with it before and this would be quite the project to mess up on. Also has boning. Not that I'm known for busting moves at weddings, but this would be difficult to dance in.
via Simplicity	Simplicity 4401 (view D with E or F)	Pros: I've been meaning to make myself a long black satin skirt anyway. Cons: It's a bad sign when the clothes don't fit the model all that well.  The top worn by the model on the right gaps in the upper chest.  Or perhaps I am just put off by her deer-in-headlights look.
via Vogue	Vogue 1176	Pros: Another simple, yet elegant dress. No boning! Cons: I generally don't do Vogue patterns because I feel they're more work but usually don't fit any better.  I have been meaning to give them another go though. Anything I said about the wiggle dress applies here.
via Vogue	Vogue 1296	Pros: This skirt.  I LURVES IT. Cons: Vogue again. The top looks more like a jacket.
via Vogue	Vogue 8852	Pros: Likely my second favorite. Cons: It's Vogue. Looks difficult, and possibly uncomfortable to wear.
via Pattern Review	Simplicity 3785	Pros: Long sleeves, therefore no shrug required. Cons: This might be too informal for a wedding. I fear this would make me look shapeless.
via Ten Thousand Hours of Sewing	McCall's 5269 (view B)	Pros: Looks easy. Cons: The tights/shoes situation.

So, readers, what do you think?  Which of these patterns do you like, and which fabrics and colors would be best?  Any other patterns out there that you would like to suggest?